More like Erection Day!
That time is upon us where, literally, everyone you know becomes a political expert. Kind of like if your city's sports team makes the playoffs.. Overnight die hard fans. Heck, I've even been found guilty of it.
No major review this week.. Just go out and vote! And then enjoy the festivities. People do election day festivities, right? Like baking cakes in the shape of ballot boxes.. Dangling chad confetti.. Drinking games that include drinking every time someone says they voted on Facebook.. And subsequent alcohol poisoning.
In all seriousness, go vote! And vote however you want! No judgement. Just.. You know.. Vote for absolutely anyone except these guys: (Even though, if they won, the new White House would be a hollowed out volcano in the Caymans.)