The pReview Re-viewing
Monthly Breakdown for..
(warning: This will be brief. Also, I lied about Anchorman 2.. Turns out writing comedy about comedy is hard.)
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by: Jeff Finck
I was going to write this big long thing about the rest of the movies coming out this month, but after days of shopping, dealing with massive amounts of pain in my back, neck, legs and head.. I decided, "Balls that!" (totally a phrase) I then decided to break down all the rest of the movies coming out this month into their basest, absolutely most simplified forms. There's a chance that I'm more wrong than right on this.. But the following images are 100% accurate and I am in no way wrong.
Walking With Dinosaurs
aka The Land Before Time.. But After Computer Graphics
Inside Llewyn Davis
aka The Coen Brothers present VH1's Behind the Music: Llewyn Davis
Saving Mr. Banks
aka Mary Poppins' Easter Egg Blu Ray Featurette
aka The Last Samurai Part 47
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
aka Ben Stiller Wins an Oscar!
aka Rocky VII: What if Rocky fought Raging Bull?
Justin Bieber's Believe
aka Teenage Girl Money Sink
The Wolf of Wall Street
aka Catch Me if You Stock Exchange