The pReview Re-viewing Appe-Teasers for..
January 13, 2012
clicking movie posters will open their Official Sites in a separate window
by Jeff Finck
Hello motherfucker, hey, hi, how ya d'rrrin'? Are you ready for another "meh" week in January releases? Well cheer up! There are actually a couple of gems amongst this throw away month named after the worst Brady! We have 2 pretty sweet looking indie flicks, mixed amongst a horrible clone of a mediocre movie and a mediocre looking clone of a great movie. Also, Disney decides to stick their glue covered dick into your wallet and then into your face. And then back into your wallet. Oh, and the Iron Lady gets a full release. Much like Disney, every time they have their dick in your wallet.
I tried to ignore this.. but I guess I can't anymore. It's coming.. "they" are coming. What is coming you ask? A surge of movies that you may or may not have fallen in love with:
Oh.. and the Iron Lady opens nationally today.. so.. click this fun picture of Margaret Thatcher to read the Appe-Teaser in which I told you about it with my words:
Final Verdict: (as relayed by the 7 Dwarves)
The Divide: Both Doc and Happy!
Don't Go in the Woods: Sneezy and Bashful all at the same time.
Joyful Noise: Dopey
Beauty and the Beast 3D: Grumpy.. just saying, "Fuck me."
The Iron Lady: Clearly, the Magic Mirror!