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by Jeff Finck
Okay.. the Holiday season is drawing to a close and there were a few movies that may have gone about as unnnoticed as invisible car keys in Stevie Wonder's house to me. There were many reasons for this: either they had 30 different release dates, maybe I CHOSE to ignore them, perhaps they were wearing camouflage.. or maybe.. and you may JUST be realizing this.. I am really bad at my job. Since the last thing makes me sound incompetent, it HAS to be someone else's fault. I blame the Internet for its inconsistency with information, as well as the industry for releasing the same thing 20 times a year. Also, Michael Vick. Just because.. fuck him. Anyway, here it is:
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Final Verdict (after the fact)
The Iron Lady: Women's Lib-tastic!
Coriolanus: Ralph FINE!
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo: I don't have anything clever to say. Save yourself 15 bucks and go watch this on Netflix streaming.. along with its 2 sequels you illiterate bastards.
My Week With Marilyn: Marilyn Mon-go to the video store when this comes out to check this out.
A Dangerous Method: Jung dumb and full of Freud. Probably worth waiting mom.. I mean on. Dammit Freud.